Quotes

Yep, I collect quotes.

Quotes to Live By

Never speak in absolutes.

Everything in moderation, including moderation.

Don’t make permanent decisions over temporary emotions.

You can tell whether someone is clever by their answers. You can tell whether someone is wise by their questions.

Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.

Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Hope for the best, plan for the worst.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

Intriguing

Just because an apple falls one hundred times out of a hundred does not mean it will fall on the hundred and first.

The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled.

How inappropriate to call this Planet Earth when it is quite clearly ocean.

You can’t be brave if you’re not scared.

Opportunities multiply as they are seized.

Never argue with a fool, they’ll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Don’t wrestle with pigs, both of you will get muddy, but they’ll enjoy it.

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.

Don’t count the days, make the days count.

Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.

Just Funny

There’s a fine line between having an open mind and having your whole brain fall out.

When life closes a door, open it up again. That’s how doors work.

The problem of being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness.

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact.
This one’s from Elon Musk.

Never forget that the toes you step on today may be connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.
– fish-kun