Slinqui
A glossary of my invented phrases and terminology.
line | meaning | instance |
---|---|---|
back in a bite | ‘Be right back’, after a meal. | I gotta have lunch, back in a bite |
back in a blip | ‘Be right back’, except maybe not. Cuz y’know, maybe something like the Blip will crop up. | I’ve been interrupted, back in a blip |
clutch catalyst | Adrenaline, really. Epinephrine, since that’s a cool name too. | I was high on clutch catalyst during the test. |
hand acrobatics | What your fingers do when you’re typing really fast on a keyboard. Or playing a Lv16 AT Phigros chart. | Typing in aLtErNyZiNg CaSe is literally hand acrobatics. |
kek | That sort of half-exhale half-snort ‘k’ sound you make as a really short laugh. | I don’t even know kek |
life deprivation | Y’know, I’m not even sure I know myself. | I am, in fact, high on life deprivation. |
life experience | Parody of work experience – in other words, just going out in the world and trying new things. | Hey, it’ll be a cool opportunity for life experience, right? |
lokay | ‘lol okay’ | lokay sure |
istx | ‘I swear to xenique’. Less religious equivalent of ‘I swear to God’. | oh my days why is this so difficult istx |
productively unproductive | Working really hard on something inconsequential. | These few days have been productively unproductive. |
smh my face smh my life | Just extra emphasyzacion on ‘smh’ for comedic effect. | I didn’t sleep until midnight yesterday smh my life |
stroking / tweaking your bones | Parody of ‘pulling your leg’, just a reference to the fact that I really like BONES fsr. | don’t worry, I’m only stroking your bones. |
yeup | ‘yep’ + ‘yup’. Reflects the drawn out ‘yee-up’ for humourous confirmation. | yeup, we’re screwed. |
ytf | ‘Why the f***’, parody of ‘wtf’. | ytf does this taste so delicious |